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Ten fucking minutes of peace and quiet.
There's no dental records and the DNA's all the same.
for reacting too much
It's their kids who cause all the trouble.
It’s called the right to remain silent.
Because they're shitty actors
...but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
Duct tape.
Black people have centuries of experience serving. And appearing at the courts, for that matter. _____ xpost: r/sickipedia
How many times does 42 go into 15?
A coat hanger
Niggers would rob me
It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert. I asked the waiter how much the pie was. "$3.14 sir." he replied. "That's funny." I chuckled. "What's that sir?" he asked. "That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug that heater and burnt himself." We both had a good laugh.
It's going to make my new gym look really gay.
It would be the first time a Jewish family moved into public housing that was left vacant by a black family......
And the rapist thinks "Wow, this lady is kinky"
I told them: "No, I just brush my kids teeth before I go in."
About €10
They do it all the time but get really angry when white people join in.
My dad was holding me from behind.
"Holy shit! I'm pregnant????"
Now it doesn't work.
It was sore and bloody, but at least my dad came.
He goes up and asks "How many of you have a cock?" And all the men stand up "No no, I'm sorry I said that wrong. How many of you have seen a cock?" And all the women stand up "I'm sorry let me rephrase that," said the priest "How many of you have seen my cock?" And all the Sunday school children stand up
So I threw acid in her face and called her a whore.
One is a superhero, the other is a command
A celebrity fucks kids in Hollywood, a priest fucks kids with holy wood
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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